Semi-Furious 996?..

"SWITAWI" (switawi) 05/10/2017 at 10:50 • Filed to: None

8

11

Even a 996 may not deserve such a fate.

A friend texted me these pictures this morning, saying...

“ Taped lights, cameras and vid screens for mirrors. All its stickers are faded and coming off. Hot Wheels stick. Sounded stock. ”

I’m thinking it likely is stock underneath all that. I mean, they probably blew the entire wad on that graphics package, right?

Total sarcasm, I’m sure this owner is a very misguided nice person.

WilliamsSW > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 10:59

3

Love the “puzzle piece” look on that rear bumper. So much awful.

The 996 may be the one 911 you can afford to do this to, but that doesn’t mean you should. Would it be wrong for me to hope this one has an IMS failure?

EL_ULY > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 10:59

4

Ash78, voting early and often > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 10:59

3

This is about par for the course on a Corvette, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen this treatment on a Porsche. Unless you count a Jetta with Porsche badging.

Tripper > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 11:01

2

Ooof, that is terrible! I’m hoping that is just a base 996. Still just awful

and 100 more > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 11:01

1

Paging Dr. K-Roll to the OR... Dr. K-Roll to the OR please, you are needed urgently, thank you.

and 100 more > WilliamsSW 05/10/2017 at 11:02

2

Was he going for the Gundam look with added panel lines?

and 100 more > EL_ULY 05/10/2017 at 11:05

4

LOREM IPSUM > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 11:54

1

Further proof that you cannot buy good taste.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 12:15

1

Just a few miles to go until IMS bearing failure. Probably has a Tiptronic as well. If so, nothing of value was lost.

Wudstock22 > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 12:22

1

Ain’t even mad. He has a 911, and I don’t.

Jason Spears > SWITAWI 05/10/2017 at 15:46

1

Even a 996 may not deserve such a f8.

FTFY.